1. Saveta Jovanovic - Lazone Je,Lazono,Sve Sto Je Tvouje
![Saveta Jovanovic Lazone Je Lazono Sve Sto Je Tvouje](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/saveta_jovanovic.jpg)
After having the misfortune of coming across this album cover, I am now forced to reconsider my preference for “natural women”. Eat your heart out Susan Boyle. [via elistmania]
Herbie Mann - Push Push
![Herbie Mann Push Push](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Herbie_Mann_Push_Push.jpg)
This guy married a certain miss Saveta Jovanovic and they lived happily ever after.
The Faith Tones - Jesus Use Me
![The Faith Tones Jesus Use Me](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/jesus_use_me.jpg)
Using these three would be the real test of faith.
Riot - Narita
![Riot Narita](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Riot_Narita.jpg)
Yeap, that’s an ax-murdering, man-eating Wereferret in Sumo attire being chased by FBI.
The Swine Flu Mixed Tape
![The Swine Flu Mixed Tape](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/tonyyayotheswineflufron.jpg)
Sorry but I would prefer to die rather than live in a post apocalyptic world of rappers.
Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded
![Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/3687_bagged_and_boarded.jpg)
With such a well endowed goblin on the cover and songs like “The Werewomb”, this is definitely going to be interesting.
Alla Pugatjova - Superman, Every Night and Every Day
![Alla Pugatjova](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Alla_Pugatjova.jpg)
A Transylvanian superman with superhuman powers of tomfoolery.
William Hung - Hung for the Holidays
![Hung for the Holidays](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/albumhungfortheholidays.jpg)
Mr. William notsowellHung decided to use his extremely limited graphic art skills for this one. Could have done with some photoshopping on the teeth.
Trina - Da Baddest B***H
This bad b***h is sure to bring any dead organ back to life.
Top Dog - Slam Dunk’n Hoes
![Top Dog](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Top_Dog_.jpg)
Because now we have had enough of women being used only as sexual objects.
Richard and Willie - Funkey Honkey, Nasty Nigger
![Richard and Willie](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Richard_and_Willie.jpg)
The belief that ANYONE can make it big in Hip Hop is not an overstatement sir.
Millie Jackson - E.S.P.
![Millie Jackson](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Millie_Jackson.jpg)
Perhaps the most distorted and unerotic view of female breasts ever photographed. Looks like she could fit that crystal ball between those jaws.
The Handsome Beasts - Bestiality
![The Handsome Beasts](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/The_Handsome_Beasts.jpg)
Good to put any sicko off his animal fetishes
Millie Jackson - Back to the S**t
![Back to the S**t](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/millie_jackson_1216210462_resize_460x400.jpg)
Millie Jackson decided that her magnified breasts were not sick enough. Damn, those are some unlucky flowers.
Metallica - Metal up your ass
![Metal up your ass](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Metal_up_your_ass.jpg)
This will surely fix Millie Jackson’s bowel troubles.
Tony Tee - Time to get Physical
![Tony Tee](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Tony_Tee.jpg)
I hope after this imprudent attempt at bodybuilding and music, he decided it was time to get sensible.
Warrior - The Battle has started
![The Battle has started](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/The_Battle_has_started.jpg)
Fat Christian rock musicians in horrible Kiss makeup and songs like “I want a Walmart Girl”. Instant Win!
Norberto de Freitas
![Norberto de Freitas](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Norberto_de_Freitas.jpg)
I bet no matter how hard you try, you will never look as ridiculous as this guy.
The Louvin Brothers - Satan is Real
![Satan is Real](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Satan_is_Real.jpg)
Another masterclass of creative artwork in Christian music. I guess Satan would be pretty pissed if he saw his depiction.
Torment - Beastial Sex
![Beastial Sex](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Beastial_Sex.jpg)
A leatherbound German metalhead was probably the last thing this tormented cow expected up her bottom.
Trick Daddy
![Trick Daddy](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Trick_Daddy.jpg)
An early version of Thugscape before it became Thugzilla. The latest version also incorporates a Thugtionary.
Swamp Dogg - The Re-Invention of Swamp Dogg
![Swamp Dogg](http://www.elistmania.com/images/articles/176/Medium/Swamp_Dogg.jpg)
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