1. Saveta Jovanovic - Lazone Je,Lazono,Sve Sto Je Tvouje
After having the misfortune of coming across this album cover, I am now forced to reconsider my preference for “natural women”. Eat your heart out Susan Boyle. [via elistmania]
Herbie Mann - Push Push
This guy married a certain miss Saveta Jovanovic and they lived happily ever after.
The Faith Tones - Jesus Use Me
Using these three would be the real test of faith.
Riot - Narita
Yeap, that’s an ax-murdering, man-eating Wereferret in Sumo attire being chased by FBI.
The Swine Flu Mixed Tape
Sorry but I would prefer to die rather than live in a post apocalyptic world of rappers.
Goblin Cock - Bagged and Boarded
With such a well endowed goblin on the cover and songs like “The Werewomb”, this is definitely going to be interesting.
Alla Pugatjova - Superman, Every Night and Every Day
A Transylvanian superman with superhuman powers of tomfoolery.
William Hung - Hung for the Holidays
Mr. William notsowellHung decided to use his extremely limited graphic art skills for this one. Could have done with some photoshopping on the teeth.
Trina - Da Baddest B***H
This bad b***h is sure to bring any dead organ back to life.
The extremely rare Dustin Hoffman LP
Top Dog - Slam Dunk’n Hoes
Because now we have had enough of women being used only as sexual objects.
Richard and Willie - Funkey Honkey, Nasty Nigger
The belief that ANYONE can make it big in Hip Hop is not an overstatement sir.
Millie Jackson - E.S.P.
Perhaps the most distorted and unerotic view of female breasts ever photographed. Looks like she could fit that crystal ball between those jaws.
The Handsome Beasts - Bestiality
Good to put any sicko off his animal fetishes
Millie Jackson - Back to the S**t
Millie Jackson decided that her magnified breasts were not sick enough. Damn, those are some unlucky flowers.
Metallica - Metal up your ass
This will surely fix Millie Jackson’s bowel troubles.
Tony Tee - Time to get Physical
I hope after this imprudent attempt at bodybuilding and music, he decided it was time to get sensible.
Warrior - The Battle has started
Fat Christian rock musicians in horrible Kiss makeup and songs like “I want a Walmart Girl”. Instant Win!
Igor and Natasha
Look what the walrus caught.
Norberto de Freitas
I bet no matter how hard you try, you will never look as ridiculous as this guy.
The Louvin Brothers - Satan is Real
Another masterclass of creative artwork in Christian music. I guess Satan would be pretty pissed if he saw his depiction.
Torment - Beastial Sex
A leatherbound German metalhead was probably the last thing this tormented cow expected up her bottom.
An early version of Thugscape before it became Thugzilla. The latest version also incorporates a Thugtionary.
Don & Seymore
Don Feat. Seymour, The Lockness Monster
Swamp Dogg - The Re-Invention of Swamp Dogg
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