1. The Egg Cuber
Gotta love the straight-forward approach with this one: "Makes a square egg."2. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
Two questions: One, how does this work? Two, where can we get a pair?
3. Thirsty Dog Pet Water
What's more ridiculous? Beef-flavored water for your dog, or this cat's amazing reaction to the bottle?
4. 80's Sun Pod
Thankfully this 80's prototype never caught on. In theory it was for those seeking peace and quiet on the beach, but in practice it would basically be a human oven.
5. "Prankster" Trapping Fire Box
Oh, we get it. Pulling the fire alarm as a prank is a crime punishable by death. Great Idea!
6. Pop Beverage For Cats
Again with the drinks for pets? These would have probably sold better if everyone who owned a pet was also a moron.
7. The Molby Revolving Hammock
We know this looks like a medieval torture device, but it claimed to "make the spine young." We like to be healthy and all, but we'll pass on the paralyzation machine, thank you.
8. Crystal Pepsi
Ah, Crystal Pepsi. The avant-guard soda couldn't stand a chance against the trademark brown cola people had known for decades. Nice try though, Pepsi.
9. Clairol 'Touch Of Yogurt' Shampoo
Yeah we're not surprised this one didn't exactly fly off the shelves. Who's looking at her hair saying, "You know what my hair needs? Live cultures and dairy!"
10. Hot Dr. Pepper
Excuse us? Did you just actually suggest we take Dr. Pepper and heat it up on the stove? Listen magazine ad, either this was a terrible idea that never took off or the world has been keeping a bizarre and delicious secret from us.
11. Family Fun Fitness Gaming Set
Looks like the Wii Fit came a little before its time. This earlier similar device from Bandai didn't catch on.
12. Rush Hour Reading Glasses
While these glasses are supposed to make reading on a crowded train easier, they also make not looking like an idiot harder.
13. Plastic Oven
What was the appeal of this? Because we're pretty sure having your oven melt would trump any benefit they could come up with. [via hp]
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