[via gamespy] Are you a gamer? Nice! This is what videogame stock photographers think you look like. Before taking a photo of a person who has clearly never held a game controller before, videogame stock photographers make sure to adhere to a strict list of awfully ignorant assumptions. One, gamers are constantly screaming in a wind tunnel while playing anything. Two, every videogame console, controller and television ever created requires no cables or cords to operate since they are powered by constant screaming and wind tunnels. And three, all male subjects in said photographs love to scream about wind tunnels while eating pizza off the floor and ignoring their hot girlfriends. Here are the absolute worst offenders out there.