1. PURE GUM LAMB NIPPLES

These are for bottle-feeding baby lambs:

2. HAPPY END

That is premium toilet paper:

3. DIRTY GIRL

“These handy foil packaged antibacterial towelettes are lightly infused with her lily scent. They’re perfect in your purse or car, to tidy up near AND far”.

4. KICKER BALLS

Looks like mini-sausage:

5. HANDZOFF

Believe it or not, this is an “anti-masturbatory gum”:

6. INSTANT SEX

Just fruit and vegetables:

7. TRAVEL-JOHN

Disposable urinal? Really?

8. TITZ

Apparently, these are “eggs”:

9. VERGINA

This is just regular beer named after the well-known Italian town:

10. JOKE BREAST

That’s a strange toy. Breasts with stickum the back that kids are supposed to stick all over their bodies. You know, breasts on the fingers knees and cheeks will go over real well at school.

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