Columnist fired for saying "Nobody reads newspapers anymore" reports humor writer Elliot Kalan, who writes a column for the free daily newspaper New York Metro, may have just gotten fired for saying... "Nobody reads newspapers anymore...As this very copy of Metro shows, the only way to get most people to read a newspaper is to literally force it into their hands." Ouch. Apparently the big boys over at the Metro didn't think this was funny.

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