So, you thought you were being kinky when you appeased your girlfriend by trying on her panties before making love. Or maybe instead, you let her tie you up and paddle you a little bit and call you a bad boy. I’m sure you’re aware that weirder, more disturbing sexual fetishes are out there that would make your cross dressing or Pay Per View late night softcore S&M experiences seem downright mundane. [via amog]
The sleazy yet curious Internet elves over at AMOG have put together a list of frightening fetishes guaranteed to either tickle your fancy (for our disturbed audience members) or alternatively make you never think about sex the same way again.
We begin our list with dacryphilia, a relatively benign yet extremely inappropriate form of paraphilia (sexual arousal to shit that isn’t normal, like objects, events, situations, anything not human, etc) where a dude is sexually aroused by crying, or someone in emotional distress. Generally, the dominant asshole verbally or physically abuses their partner to the point of tears in order to get off. This fetish is slightly disturbing, but nothing too freaky yet…
Losing a limb is obviously a traumatizing experience, and there is nothing wrong with being attracted to someone who has lost a limb.
No, what is disturbing is apotemnophilia, or the attraction to the idea of being an amputee. Apparently this is not always or necessarily a sexual attraction, but nonetheless, its still disturbing to think about someone being turned on at the thought of chopping off both of their legs. Apparently, apotemnophilia is also related to people with Body Integrity Identity Disorder, as well as men who want to change their sex to female because they don’t feel right in their bodies.
You might remember that scene from the critically acclaimed film Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo where Rob Schneider arrives at the door of a very large woman named Tina. Deuce Bigalow is nonplused. Well, there are people out there who actually enjoyed to be dominated sexually by people far larger than they are. Far, far larger, in fact. For most macrophiliacs (I’m not even sure that’s the right word), the vast majority who are men, they really get their kicks from fantasizing about huge, 100 foot giant women.
Since several hundred foot tall women are in short supply, most macrophiliacs indulge in their fetish on tthe internet, the haven for all things deviant, where they turn normal sized women into giants. Clinical psychologists think it’s a response to being dominated by an overbearing mother, and substitute normal intimacy for fantasy.
You might have heard recently about Roxxxy, or perhaps of some similar type of doll from Japan, who besides not only being a sex robot, is also equipped with artificial intelligence. For $7,000 you can not only buy this 5’7, busty and lifelike-to-the-touch sexual companion, but a friend who can have basic conversations with you as well. The weird attraction to sex robots is encompassed in agalmatophilia, or the sexual attraction to statues, dolls, mannequins, or any human like object.
You might have heard of a little hit band from the 1980s called INXS, or perhaps have seen the Kill Bill films. What do they both have in common? Both Michael Hutchence, the lead singer of INXS, and actor David Carradine, who starred as Bill, died as a result of autoerotic asphyxiation, or intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain in order to enhance sexual pleasure.
Apparently, choking yourself to the point of death helped treat erectile dysfunction since at least the 1600s, long before the days of penis pumps and Viagra, and criminals being hanged have even been reported to having a boner and even ejaculating before kicking the bucket. Actually, 250 to 1000 people die every year accidentally because of autoerotic asphyxiation every year.
There is something a little off putting about a fetish that can kill you.
Now we start moving away from the oddly deviant but mostly harmless fetishes to the truly strange and bizarre. Dendrophilia is the sexual attraction to trees and plants. Now, you must be thinking to yourself, “There’s no way anyone would ever really have sex with a tree, I mean, trees are rough and no one actually does this stuff.” Au contraire, my dear friends, because someone just got arrested for doing it.
William Shaw, a 21 year old Scottish man, was banned for life from a Scottish park for attempting to bone a tree. Yes, a tree. The article above states he “tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles.”
While I certainly do love my grandmother, I would never consider hanging out with her at her retirement community in order to score with any of her neighbors. Apparently, weirdos out there aren’t after saucy GILFs because they find wrinkled skin and varicose veins attractive, but rather, revenge is their motive. It seems revenge is a dish best served old. One doctor in the previous link believes the person after granny might be reacting to childhood abuse or sexual sadism, and their domination over grandma fuels their desire rather than genuine attraction.
Little did you know when you were younger that Mary Jane Rottencrotch, that girl you were stuck in friend zone in high school because she wouldn’t date nice guys, would grow up to be a hybristophiliac, or is sexually attracted to violent individuals who have committed violent or gruesome crimes. You think I’m exaggerating? Not only do many websites exist that hook up interested women with the incarcerated, but hybristophilia is also know as “Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome” because sweet girl Bonnie Parker fell for the dangerous criminal Clyde Barrow.
Well known murderers who found women to love them while they were locked up include “The Night Stalker” Richard Ramirez (who murdered 13), the charismatic Ted Bundy, who was found guilty of 30 murders, and man rapist and murderer John Wayne Gacy. Chicks just love the bad boys.
Now this is just gross… who would be sexually attracted to breast milk? Because boobs and nipples are seen as signs of fertility and sexually stimulating body parts by many cultures, some experts think it isn’t a big jump from touching and licking boobs to drinking from them.
Lactaphilia is not confined to just men. In studies, between 33 and 50% of mothers found breast feeding erotic, and only about 25% felt guilty about it.
There’s nothing more erotic than shooting poopy water out of your bum, at least not to Klismaphiliacs, or people sexually aroused by enemas. People with this stinky and intrusive fetish fantasy sexually desire the insertion of liquid into their butthole by themselves or other people. They get erections when receiving enemas from doctors.
Here is a great how to guide by someone in the know to have safe enema play.
Now, when you tried on your girlfriend’s panties before lovemaking and then imagined yourself as a woman, you would love autogynephilia, or being aroused by the thought of a man being a woman. Another fetish that can be related to gender identity disorder, here is an example from the case files of Dr. Ray Blanchard, an expert in the field:
“Philip was a 38-year-old professional man referred to the author’s clinic for assessment… Philip began masturbating at puberty, which occurred at age 12 or 13. The earliest sexual fantasy he could recall was that of having a woman’s body. When he masturbated, he would imagine that he was a nude woman lying alone in her bed… this remained his favorite sexual fantasy throughout his life.”
While it’s understandable that some people might be trans-gendered, trapped in the wrong body, etc, (I don’t want to offend the PC crowd) there are many people who are heterosexual and still want to be a man who have this as their sexual fantasy.
9. Furry Fandom
Possibly one of the more unique and strange fetishes out there, furries are people who are sexually aroused by anthropomorphic animals (animals with human features), or dress up like animals and hump each other, like animals. Well, not always to hump. Most furries apparently just like to dress up in animals costumes and hang out.
While some people that are into furry fandom defend themselves from the highly sexualized deviant portraits the media and websites like AMOG paint of their lifestyle, the strange evidence speaks for itself here and here.
People’s potential attraction to everything that has to do with the anus and its contents seems limitless. Eproctophilia is the sexual arousal from farting. Nothing much more to say about this, I think the link explains it all.
Ah, one fetish we’ve all heard of, especially from the viral hit 2 girls 1 cup. Coprophilia is more commonly known as being aroused by crap, and acts involving it, like eating poop. The most prevalent, but not exclusive, groups of people who are aroused by poop are sadomasochists. One study of 164 guys in Finland into S&M found that 18% had performed in scat play.
For some, it is a gross fetish, for others, it is more serious. For true coprophiliacs, many cannot orgasm unless shit is somehow incorporated into their sexual activities, either through fantasy or reality.
Moving on to our next bodily fluid fetish, menophilia is the sexual arousal from a woman’s menstrual blood. Apparently there are people out there who are turned on by women on their periods… and it doesn’t look like there are any credible, non pornographic sites on the internet that chronicle this fetish. That should tell you how effing sick people can be.
Even less appetizing to me during love making than menstrual blood, poop, or even breast milk is vomit. Called a “Roman shower” by vomit enthusiasts (who mistakenly thought Romans would purge themselves after feasts), some people are aroused by being puked on or by puking on others. Again, not something CNN or BBC are writing many articles about, and a Google search will leave you horrified.
Now we are getting to the truly sick of the sickest, pedovestism, or being aroused by dressing up like a child. What’s more disturbing than the fact that some pedovestists like to have sex with children or are masochists, others who experience sexual arousal while wearing children’s clothing and who imagine themselves as children are not molesters at all.
While the donkey show scene from Clerks II might be disturbing for its R rated depiction of bestiality, at least it didn’t show zoosadism, or being aroused by harming animals. While not always a sexual fetish, this is a serious, seriously offensive and deviant fetish: arousal by cruelty to animals is one hallmark of being a sociopath.
Sadly, sexually motivated zoosadism is apparently not as rare as you might think. Between 1983 and 1993, over 160 Horse-ripping cases were documented in England and 300 in Germany between 1992 and 1998. Horse-ripping is the mutilation of a horse’s sexual organs, and were sexually motivated attacks on the animals. Yeah, people were running around Europe mutilating horses for SEXUAL PURPOSES. So sick.
2. Biastophilia and Rape Fantasy
Biastophilia is one of the oldest disgusting fetishes: being aroused by raping an unconsenting partner. Related to biastophilia is rape fantasy, fantasizing about raping a woman but not really doing it in real-life. In a 1980 study of 94 men, 33% of men polled reported fantasizing about raping a woman during intercourse, and 45% if raping a woman who initially resisted but then succumbed to the advances. Whoever said the 1980s weren’t ripe for moral revolution?
The number one most odd and disgusting fetish to turn you on is necrophilia, being aroused by dead people, or having sex with dead people. Most necrophiles are heterosexual, 60% have a diagnosed personality disorder (10% psychotic), and are most likely to have an occupation with access to dead bodies.
One of the most famous necrophiliacs was Ed Gein, the inspiration for Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, and Wild Bill in Silence of the Lambs, who would be aroused by wearing costumes made from human body partsDid you like this post? Leave your comments below!
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